All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...