The “Perfect” Day!
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Using nails on a house
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Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...