Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...