Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...