Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...