Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...