Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...