5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Native American hears
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?