YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
Mysteries of T.V.
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Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...