Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...