Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...