Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Interesting facts
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...