It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...