Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...