Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.