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The system crash song
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
The company president called the chief security guard…
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A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
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“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....