Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...