Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!