Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...