Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.