The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...