Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...