Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...