Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...