Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...