A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...