Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through…
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote...