Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...