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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
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You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
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A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
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How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.