Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...