They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Researching this insect
|A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump...