The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...