Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...