Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...