What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...