Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...