Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...