Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...