Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!