The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...