Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...