Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...