The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...