Do you smoke after sex?
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Mom’s Dictionary
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Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Watching for suicide
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