Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...