Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....