Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...