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How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
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Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
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Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Computer Dictionary Part I
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