Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...