Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
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Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
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Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!